What’s goin’ on over there?

           Well . . . it's hard to say!  Each service is different, but is marked with
   the presence of God - and a lot of fun.  We start off with worship that comes 
         with a money-back guarantee, and then Bro. Steven will
             "preach the h-e-double hockey sticks out of you" -- or so to speak.  
          Then there's some time where you can meet with God one-on-one 
                           at the altar if you'd like. 

        Come early to hang out with us - and stay awhile afterwards.
              We'll be here.  Where?  We're on Highway 68 just one mile East of 
                   the big greasy spot called Draffenville, almost katty-cornered 
                        across from Marshall County High School.  

                           If you're coming from Benton or Murray, take 641 North 
                             out of Benton (can I get an Amen) towards Draffenville, 
                                then hang a right when you get to the first stoplight.  
                           We'll be about a mile down the road on your left.  

                                    If you call Paducah home, take I-24 East to Exit 17 
                                (Fulton exit) and get off at Exit 47.  Turn left at the end of 
                                   the exit ramp.  Stay in your left lane through all stoplights 
                                            and we're about a mile down the road once you 
                                                         pass the last stoplight (not like we have lots). 

                      Coming from Aurora/Cadiz?  Simple.  Take Hwy. 68 West (towards 
                                         Benton/Paducah) until you're almost to Draffenville and hang a 
                                              right when you see Christian Fellowship Church. 

Still Confused?